1、真羨慕我同桌，有一個陽光，美麗，可愛到爆炸的同桌。
I really envy my deskmate, there is a sunny, beautiful, lovely to explosion of classmates.
2、同桌，沒關係，等我有錢了就帶你去最好的神經病醫院，接受最爛的治療。
My deskmate, it doesn't matter. When I get rich, I'll take you to the best neurological hospital for the worst treatment.
3、我同桌的同桌是個學霸，我的同桌是個學渣。
My deskmate's deskmate is an excellent student, my deskmate is a poor student.
4、我的同桌有個好同桌，而我卻沒有個好同桌。
My deskmate has a good deskmate, but I don't have one.
5、為什麼我的眼裡常含淚水，因為我的同桌老是給我丟人。
Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because my deskmate is always losing face.
6、別人家的同桌都是暖得要死，我的同桌是巴不得我死。
Other people's desks are warm, my deskmate is eager for me to die.
7、我的同桌命可好了，有一個老好老好的同桌。
My deskmate is very lucky. She has a very good deskmate.
8、每次吵不過別人的時候，我都會說一句“關門放我同桌。”
Every time in a fight, when I can't win others, I always say, "close the door and let go of my deskmate."
9、誰都不能動我同桌，請關愛每一個智障兒童，關愛智障兒童是我們的職責。
No one can move my table. Please care for every mentally retarded child. It is our duty to care for them.
10、打我同桌可以，但我警告你，不要誤傷我。
It's OK to hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me.
11、我願用我同桌的節操和情操換我期末考試及格。
I'd like to trade the integrity and sentiment of my deskmate for passing the final exam.
12、別以為兩包辣條就能收買我，兩包只夠買我同桌。
Don't think two packs of spicy strips can buy me off. Two packs are only enough to buy my deskmate.
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